It has come to my notice that for today only there is a FIFTIETH share for sale on nbPhilip. This is a real bargain purchase of a well maintained, but slightly shop soiled vessel. However there are conditions. Any bid in excess of one can of beer would be considered as shear extravagance, and discounted. Preference will be given to anyone who can prove an allegiance to The Bantams ( Bradford FC ) although it is appreciated that such persons will be in short supply, if not non-existant. All applications through Boatshare.
PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILIP
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