TristanCafe Pinoy Poetry Forum
Contribute your poetic masterpieces here. Anything and everything is welcome, including clumsy poems that you wrote during first-year high school. Also, feel free to post comments about the other poems that were submitted here.
my horny boyfriend. wink, wink. 
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"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a _________." 
Ang swerte mo naman, sana ako din.
Ako I'm likely to be eaten by an aswang kasi taga-province ako, liblib na pook. Ano ang nasa dakong paroon...bunga ng malikot na pag-iisip...hindi kapani-paniwala...ngunit alam mong nagaganap...NYAAAAHHHH!!! Ay boypren ko lang pala nakita ko, kala ko kung ano na... 
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my horny boyfriend. wink, wink.
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"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a _________."
It is dark and i'm likely to be eaten by asong ulol. Nakakatakot di ba kong ikaw ba naman ang mahabol noon eh di mo na alam kong saan ka susuot. Eh paano kong gutom pa yon..
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"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a _________."
E pano kung pusang baliw ang humabol sa yo? O dagang praning? Basta ako gusto ko vampire ang kumain sa akin para sosyal...
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It is dark and i'm likely to be eaten by asong ulol. Nakakatakot di ba kong ikaw ba naman ang mahabol noon eh di mo na alam kong saan ka susuot. Eh paano kong gutom pa yon..
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"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a _________."
..oo nga, mas cool kung vampire.. tapos si lestat! ayus! astig!
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E pano kung pusang baliw ang humabol sa yo? O dagang praning? Basta ako gusto ko vampire ang kumain sa akin para sosyal...
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It is dark and i'm likely to be eaten by asong ulol. Nakakatakot di ba kong ikaw ba naman ang mahabol noon eh di mo na alam kong saan ka susuot. Eh paano kong gutom pa yon..
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"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a _________."
