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uber-band geek
Jun 5, 07 - 9:11 PM |
whatever II
soo...because two weird yugioh fanatics decided to take over my last thread, i'm gonna try this once more. if you want to talk about something but don't want to start a new thread, just use this one (except hoiguy and summonedmagikzar)...  And if this thread is taken over also, i'll hunt you two down. 
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hoiguy
Jun 6th, 2007 - 2:50 PM |
Re: whatever II
bring it on! I'll rip your head off! |
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summonedmagikzar
Jun 6th, 2007 - 2:53 PM |
Re: whatever II
I sacrifice 2 monsters on the field to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra!!!!! Make your next move wisely caz u r about to be finished! |
ooram
Jun 6th, 2007 - 3:03 PM |
Revealing secret identities...
 From the previous thread:"But stevie throwing the cards into the fire activates my super awesome ability of slapping you in the face! I rub my feces on your cards!!! HA HAH HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!11111oneoneone who wants free ice cream?" ------------------------------------------------------ "who wants free ice cream" <----- i think HEYHEYHEY person is Mark
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stevie
Jun 6th, 2007 - 3:06 PM |
Re: whatever II
i will hunt you two down. i know where you live and your phone numbers. really, all of it is on this nice little yellow sheet. there are also stickey notes attached to them. one says food the other says paint. lol. |
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ooram
Jun 6th, 2007 - 3:19 PM |
Revealing secret identities
I think hoiguy and summonedmagikzar are the same person. Just go back and re-read both of their posted messages. If u r smart enough, u can kinda figure out that they have similar style of writing. Many of summonedmagikzar's messages are also posted only a few minutes after hoiguy's messages. This can only mean that they are the same person. p.s. i need some help with this investigation lol 
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Mark
Jun 6th, 2007 - 3:39 PM |
Re: whatever II
i didnt post that c-rap i thought that whole thread was a waste of time and yugioh blows its like yu-gi-blow |
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Mark
Jun 6th, 2007 - 3:43 PM |
Re: whatever II
and i never use the word feces im a much bigger fan of No. 2, twosies, duke, or poopie |
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my bass is sexier than you and your mom
Jun 6th, 2007 - 4:21 PM |
Re: whatever II
i'll beast you all cause i have two charizards and tons of mad rare japanese holos, all of which are protected with the almighty sledge hammer my parents stole from an amtrak train when they were in college, probably drunk. |
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stevie
Jun 6th, 2007 - 5:04 PM |
Re: whatever II
pokemon=still awkwardly cool yughioh=queer |
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stevie
Jun 6th, 2007 - 6:02 PM |
Re: whatever II
today in regular band, 4 flutes kicked i think 10 or 11 trumpets asses. i was saddened greatly. lol. |
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ooram
Jun 6th, 2007 - 6:13 PM |
Re: whatever II
Flutes and Piccolo Jokes by ooram: Flute How do concert band flute players change a lightbulb? They ask their boyfriends to do it for them. How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1, but she'll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in. What key is the alto flute pitched in? G -- I really don't care, either!! Piccolo How do you get two piccolos to play in unison? Shoot one. What is the range of a piccolo? Oh, about twenty yards on a good day. What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. |
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ooram
Jun 6th, 2007 - 6:15 PM |
Trumpet jokes
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you get a trumpet player to play fff? Write mp on the part -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? None, because the world revolves around them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all. After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said 'tacit'--so I took it!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw? Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?" "But Johnny, you can't do both." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? The doorbell shrieks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? He's too sensitive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? Continue to play gigs until the money ran out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the trumpet players. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work? "Would you like fries with that?" |
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ooram
Jun 6th, 2007 - 6:23 PM |
Re: whatever II
Actually most of flute and piccolo jokes are from my friend(i wonder how he ever came up with those...?) |
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uber-band geek
Jun 6th, 2007 - 7:02 PM |
Re: whatever II
stevie, i am so with you. summonedmagikzar and hoiguy are going to be shot one day. and i'm also with maroo. its probably the same person. i highly doubt that there are two people in this band that are into yugioh, let alone even one. and they did post within a couple minutes of each other. my guess: egan  ..........(not really. even he's not as 'out there' as these two guys..)lol
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Gatesy
Jun 6th, 2007 - 7:58 PM |
Re: whatever II
stupid flute jokes.   
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stevie
Jun 6th, 2007 - 8:22 PM |
Re: whatever II
no one might remember this, but the first day i came to band, my nickname was not stevie weevie. i was originally called herbert hoover. because no one(amanda L.) knew me and who the hell knows herbert hoover? people probably think hes the guy that made those vacuums. |
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emily
Jun 6th, 2007 - 9:22 PM |
Re: whatever II
haha i thought herbert hoover was the guy who made the vacuums : P lol and haha great flute and trumpet jokes! |
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ooram
Jun 7th, 2007 - 5:19 PM |
Re: whatever II
Name: Herbert Clark Hoover Birth Date: August 10, 1874 Death Date: October 20, 1964 Place of Birth: West Branch, Iowa, United States Place of Death: New York, New York, United States Nationality: American Gender: Male Occupations: president ---------------------------------------------------------- Hoover was a prominent person if one knows his/her U.S. history 
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stevie
Jun 7th, 2007 - 5:50 PM |
Re: whatever II
US HISTORY 101 i found the west indies! i dont like you king george! bang bang boom boom i dont like you south carolina and all you southerners! big bang big boom lets go fight some germans woooo! lets listen to jazz music and have a billion babies! lets go fight dem germans again! them and their crazy sausage names! freakin communists! die soviets! die north korea and vietnam!!!! lets just chill back yo. i did not have sexual relations with that woman dammit saddam! dammit Bin Laden!!! and now we're here |
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emily
Jun 7th, 2007 - 6:26 PM |
Re: whatever II
haha thank you maroo! and as for komar...i have no lcue what you are talking about haha |
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kiersten
Jun 7th, 2007 - 6:55 PM |
Re: whatever II
wow emily... |
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rishit
Jun 8th, 2007 - 3:07 PM |
Re: whatever II
emily, you are quite possibly the most stupid person i have ever ever ever met... |
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Mark
Jun 8th, 2007 - 4:44 PM |
Re: whatever II
emily peed her pants |
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stevie
Jun 8th, 2007 - 4:54 PM |
Re: whatever II
revised US HISTORY the west indies! wooot woot those are alot of indians screw you king george! we pwn you! bang bang boom boom bang lets chill for a while with our new constitution no southcarolina, stop being so different! dam you southerners! bang bang bang bang yo lets go fix the south lets just chill for a while... freakin germans! die! listen to jazz and have babies! yay yay! freakin germans again, and you too japan. freakin japs. die! chill vietnam and north korea die! communists. no way jose! i did not have sexual relations with that woman dammit saddam and bin laden! freakin terrorists emily peed her pants present day |
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emily
Jun 8th, 2007 - 9:53 PM |
Re: whatever II
i still don't get it komar what are you talking about?!?!?! you knwo i get confused easily haha and yes i might be stupid but i can be smart haha and no i did not pee in my pants!...but anyway did you guys realzie we onyl have 4 days left of concert band until the summer? |
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stevie
Jun 8th, 2007 - 9:55 PM |
Re: whatever II
no, but i noticed the tiny bit of urine saturated into your pants. lol |
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emily
Jun 9th, 2007 - 3:32 PM |
Re: whatever II
haha komar it was water and it was on m y shirt so don't even start lol : P |
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ooram
Jun 9th, 2007 - 5:22 PM |
Re: whatever II
...when did this happen?
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Mark
Jun 10th, 2007 - 1:20 PM |
Re: whatever II
it happened when emily peed her pants |
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komar
Jun 17th, 2007 - 2:10 PM |
Re: whatever II
this may seem random but, does anyone wanna go fishing tommorow at farrington? i dont have any finals that day. let me know |
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